Its been forever

God it’s sooo been forever since i just typed down everything instead of using the Ipod.

Damnn it feels good to just type stuff without backspacing.

And i have totally nothing to say.

Except.

You’re

On

Candid….

CAMERA!!!!!

The FUTURE

Heyyyyy! Guess where i’m typing from! I’m typing from the future dude! How you ask? Well you see. I set my clock 15 minutes faster so I’m technically 15 faster than any of you .

Ooooo so that’s how you skip a space! XD

Anywaaaaay. School is stressful.

By stressful I mean like

Wake up at 5.15
Forget to get water bottle
Thirst during school hours
Forget which lab I’m suppose to go to

What, where?

Wow. Tomorrows school.

…school.

school

O SH*T. SCHOOL WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

Im not prepared! i lost my bag, my pencil case, my phone and probably my uniform.

oooooo crap.

Santa Santa Santa, can i have a present in advance?

haha

Referring to the last post.

haha. I lied

New Years

This, will be the last blog post im posting in 2009. Had a hell of a run.

And,

Happy new years to all around the world!

LHS(Long Hair Syndrome)

Recently, I have been self diagnose as what you people would call.

The Long Hair Syndrome.

It has rather simple symptoms. ie ;

1. Constant itchiness
2. Heavy amounts of dandruffs
3. Eye irritants (Especially when it covers one side of your eye)
4. Messy hair (which i kinda dig)
5. The ability shift your fringe from left to right by just changing the posture of your head
6. Constant urge to cut of hair off.

Known Treatment : Cut hair off. Or go number one. (bald)

Observations :
Occurs only to men who dont fancy long hair, rather because he’s too lazy to go to the barber.

Conclusion : Win some lose some.

Side notes : No animals were tested on because non of them had hair

Side Notes 2 :
You could use a rubber band to tie your fringe. But you’ll take it off as soon as you see yourself in the mirror

Side Notes 3 : The Shandy and Sprites have finished. Damn

Side Notes 4 : I have taken the liberty of categorising this post, and the future posts to come.

Christmas

Merry Christmas from my room somewhere across the bridge!

Now I know it’s a little late, or more like 18.49 minutes when i should have written this down.

But i was tired after coming back straight from Church, so i decided to just go back and sleep.
(or did i?)

So now I’m here. Chatting with wordpress. and the only thing wordpress is saying is “Draft Updated”

So my conclusion is , wordpress is a pretty boring person to hang out with.

Oh, and last night , i put my sock up.

…and i didnt get anything ):

Early Christmas Present.

And probably the best one EVER (seconded by Christine Ding, hey if you’re reading this )

I cant believe it myself. But i swear, Cikgu Norsiaty shouting ;

“AARON! STRAIGHT A’s!”

was an awesome feeling (:

I’d like to Congratulate

Christine Ling

Probably the best mean person i know

and

Evelyn Eu

Probably the ….. more crazy girl i know?

and

Alshante

Bros for life!

and
Bernard Liew

The banana killer

and

Nigel Tan

Coughidontoweyouhartzcough

and
Michelle Goh

Both Aaron’s are very proud of you (:

aswell as

Eleena Bakrie

YOU ROCK

and and and

Sabrina Zuraimi

ehhh. i dont like morning musume as much as you do

anddddd

Jonathan Wee

mannnn Cikgu Lucy’s gonna be madddd xD

and the others i forget. Or didnt wanna give me their password cough cough

To end this post.

I shall show you something awesome

That, my freind, is the hugest ass fan i’ve ever seen. Looks like one of em transformers

Bring it.

This is it. Am i ready? Ask me whether Im ready? Am I ready?

ALRIGHT!

Tomorrow will be the Judgement day for all form 3 students.

Tomorrow will be the day we reveal our achievements over the years…or our failures

Tomorrow. I WILL EAT KOLOMEE AT 8.00AM JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

So WHAT IF I DIE.

I DIE TRYING!

And i want to taste kolomee

Aaron’s guide to women.

Hey you!

Yeah, you!

Are you still single at 16, broke, still living with your parents, still have your parents pay for your toys, and still using they’re computer?

really?

Thats a good boy!

Well then, follow these simple guides!

1. Comb your hair to the uttermost  handsome style!

Got it? Alright, great!

Lets get to the next step!

2. Get a real funky hat!

 

nope. not going to do it.

What about this hat?

yeah…thats not how you put that on.

better!

no, actually. no, take that off

Okay…. lets try the third hat!

awww. dont hide that handsome face of yours!

HOLYWHATHEHELLISTHA— that’ll have to do!

3. Show that you play an instrument!

umm….wasnt quite what i expected. but okay!

next step!

4.Make yourself look like a confident young lad!

GREAT!

Now, the last and final step.

5.Take a picture of yourself, and your greatest achievement!

…..well,uh……..you’re mother must be very proud of you…. yeah

___________________________

You have officially completed the 6 step course of Aaron’s Guide to Being Adam Lambert!

what do you mean its suppose to be “Aaron’s guide to women”?

~the end~